What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What vegetables do librarians like?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

What's the coldest vegetable?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What do trees wear to the lake?