How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

Why are cars magic?

Why are stones so good at music?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What did the stair machines call each other?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

What sport can waiters play really well?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?