What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A Doyouthinkhesawus.
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
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