Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What do teachers do during summer break?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?