What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

How does a barber get to work?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?