What kind of pole is short and floppy?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What do you call a flying police officer?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

The museum curator needed a break.

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What do you call a magical reptile?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?