What is a mouse's favorite game?
Hide and squeak.
Where do mermaids see movies?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
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