What is a mouse's favorite game?
Hide and squeak.
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
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