What is a mouse's favorite game?
Hide and squeak.
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
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