What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What tree has the most bark?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

Why are cause and effect so close?

Why are the mountains so tired?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

Why did the turkey join the band?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Why did the cow cross the road?