What is a mouse's favorite game?
Hide and squeak.
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
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