What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

Where does the president keep his razor?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What kind of books do boats write?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?