What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

How do scientists grow fruit?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

What game do bats excel at?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

How do you make a cow float?

How do you compliment a cat?

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?