What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Summer.
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What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why was the mime upset?
Which animals make the best football players?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
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