What do you call it when spring gets sad?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

What do ducks have for lunch?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

Why do math teachers love March?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

Where was Noah born?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?