What do farmers do on February 14th?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

What car always breaks the rules?

What do you call a peanut in space?

Why do some people love eating snails?

How does dinner smell?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?