Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

Which state is the cleanest?

Why do librarians never make plans?

How do you get kids to do something?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

What bird helps you stay dry?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?