Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

That bird won't stop squawking.

Which dog belongs in a band?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

How do you get a country girl to like you?