What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?