What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

What animal always goes to heaven?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

Where do ants go to eat?

What animals make the best students?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?