What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?