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Which parent knows if you are running late?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What do insects make all their clothes out of?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

How do trees get access to the internet?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?