What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What superpower do all middle children have?

Why was the math book sad?

Why did the frog starve?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

What kind of store would a dog own?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?