How did the coach get his quarterback?
He went to the bank.
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why did the cat start laughing?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
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