What's the most talkative class period in high school?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What do you call the study of strong women in history?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

What insect runs away from everything?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?