Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?