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Why do cows always skip gym class?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Why was the mime upset?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?