What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

Why are books always so angry?

Why is a computer so smart?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

How does the moon cut her hair?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

Which sea animal is the best with tools?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What is the most faithful insect?

What animals make the best baseball players?