What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

What do insects learn at school?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?