Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Why are trees always so positive?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Where do vampires keep their money?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?