Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

Which insect is the smartest?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What's the king of all school supplies?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

She Needed Her Balance Checked!

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

Why do fish live in salt water?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?