Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

Which sea animal is the best with tools?

What's another name for your iPhone charger?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?