How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

Where are average things manufactured?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What kind of bird can write?

Why do dogs run in circles?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

Why was the bud so shy?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?