How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

What do elves learn in school?

What school subject really rocks?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

What is sand's favorite movie?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

Are baby skunks cute?