What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

Where do frogs keep their money?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

The museum curator needed a break.

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

What should you wear to a tea party?

What fairy loves to count?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What do you say to a really good barista?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?