What event do spiders love to attend?

Where do mice leave their boats?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What do cows like to dance to?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Why is the beach so confident?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

How do amoebas make calls?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

What is the most attractive fruit?