What animal has 20/20 vision?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

What's E.T. short for?

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?

Someone stole all my lamps.

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?