What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What does a panda ghost say?

What's a sled dog's favorite snack?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

Where do clowns go on vacation?