Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

How is life like toilet paper?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

Where do ships always get stuck?

What time is your dentist appointment?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Which elf is the best singer?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Why do baseball players love bowling?