How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

What sport do horses love to play?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What do you call a peanut in space?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?