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What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

Which animal will never go bald?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?