Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

What sport is full of interior designers?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

When is a baseball player like a thief?