What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

Why do golfers hate cake?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What color are all the books in the library?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

What do you call a class about how to interact with others?