When is a baseball player like a thief?
When he steals a base.
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What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Which family member has tusks?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
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