When is a baseball player like a thief?
When he steals a base.
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What animal floats best?
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