Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

What sport can waiters play really well?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

Why did spring break up with winter?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

What's a cow's favorite music note?