Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
He was a one-trick pony.
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What do bees chew?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What do cats wear to work?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
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