How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

What animal floats best?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

How do you send a message in the forest?

What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?