Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
He was a one-trick pony.
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!