What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?

What do cows always add to their salad?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?