Why did the pig go to the casino?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

What did the stair machines call each other?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What's the most common blood type for insects?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

What do you call a handsome runner?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?