How do you make a walnut laugh?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

What part of a football field is never the same?

What is a cow's dream job?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?