What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

If you need help building an ark..

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

What did the airline worker name her child?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?