Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine.
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
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