Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine.
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Why are cars magic?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Which singer could always break a five?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
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