Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What do you call a flying police officer?

Why are cars magic?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Which singer could always break a five?

When should you stop for a glow worm?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

Where do burgers like to dance?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?