Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine.
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
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