Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine.
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What shape is bad at driving?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What bird is always sad?
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