Why did the elk have great hair?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

Which relative loves rice?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What animal floats best?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What's the laziest vegetable?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

What do you call a cow with two legs?