What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

The museum curator needed a break.

What tree has the most bark?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

Where do superheroes blend right in?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

Where do vampires keep their money?