What birds make average students?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

What do you say to a really good barista?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?