How many insurance policies do cats need?

How do frogs get to work?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

What time is your dentist appointment?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What did you learn in school today, son?

Why was the bud so shy?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?