What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
A lean-mur.
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why is furniture so generous?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What are the strongest days of the week?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What sweet treat never panics?
How do billboards talk?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why did the snake cross the road?
It's allergy season again?
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