What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

What bird helps you stay dry?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?