What does Santa order at the bar?

Why are skeletons so calm?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

How does the sun listen to music?

How do dog catchers get paid?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

What do you call a famous turtle?