What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What do jokesters study in college?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

Why was the math book sad?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?