What did the dog say after his birthday party?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

What do fish use for glasses?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What do you call a greedy elf?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

How do you get kids to do something?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?