Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
It'll keep it under wraps.
Where is the coldest place to work?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Which elf is the best singer?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
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