What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

What's the biggest moth in the world?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?