What did the shower say to the toilet?

What do horses say to greet each other?

How is life like toilet paper?

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?