Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
It'll keep it under wraps.
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What's good for both poker and theater?
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