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What sport requires no movement at all?

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What is another name for a cow?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

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Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

Why did the cat go to medical school?