What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

Why are boxers good comedians?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

How do you send a message in the forest?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?