What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

What animal floats best?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?