What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

What did the sickly elevator say?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What did you learn in school today, son?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?