Why should you be worried about the calendar?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

What's a henway?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?