How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

Someone stole all my lamps.

What animals make the best baseball players?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?