My Valentine this year is a goalie.

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

What do cows say when you milk them?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

Where do they produce Christian films?

What did the snake name his daughter?

What dogs are always lying to you?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

What does a dog say before eating?