Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

What is the emptiest holiday?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

How do fish watch TV shows?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?