What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

What after-school activity do bears participate in?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

Why did the whale cross the road?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?