What is the emptiest holiday?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

How do you get straight A's?

How much money does a skunk have?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?