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What game does chlorine never lose?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What's the noisiest food?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused?

What animal should you never play poker with?