Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

What do insects make all their clothes out of?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

How do billboards talk?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Why do cows make great bakers?

Where do frogs keep their money?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?