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What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

What style of music weighs the most?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

How does a cow do math?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

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Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

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Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

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