What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Where do horses reside?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
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