Why are skeletons so calm?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

A book just fell on my head.

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

Which big cat loves to drive?

Why was the bunny upset?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?