Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.

Why don't fish play basketball?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Where does the president keep his razor?