Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What's a frog's favorite year?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

What animal always goes to heaven?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

What's a priest's favorite food?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?