What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What did the sick chicken say?

What do you call an artistic dog?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

What do little fish love to play with?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?