What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

How do snowmen get information?

Which fly makes films?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

What do teachers do during summer break?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

How do you arrest a pig?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?