What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

What school subject really rocks?

How do you spot a modern spider?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What nationality are most fish?

What are the strongest days of the week?

Which animal should never work for the government?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?