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What is a waiter's favorite sport?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

What animal always goes to heaven?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

What did the sickly elevator say?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

Why is grass so dangerous?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

Why are ghosts always single?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?