Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What do you call hiking college students?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

When is Dad's bedtime?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?