Where do chips wear socks?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

What do you call an insincere horse?

What do little fish love to play with?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

How do fall and winter say hello?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?