Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
His socks were too holy.
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
When should you start writing a book?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Which former US President was always cold?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
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