What do a striker and a magician have in common?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

Why did summer catch autumn?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What's E.T. short for?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?