Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What time does everyone love to drink?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

Which singer could always break a five?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?