Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

What birds make average students?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

What car can you only see twice a year?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?