Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

I broke my finger!

Which computer won the talent show?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

What do you call a peanut in space?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

Why do hogs play so much football?

How do you send a message in the forest?