What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What's a dog's favorite book?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

What tea do footballers drink?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

Why was the math book sad?