What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Why did the foal cough?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Surprise!!!!
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why was the horse so happy?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
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