What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

Why don't fish play basketball?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

What's a frog's favorite year?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

Why was the spider so smart?

Where does water do all its banking?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?