What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What is the loneliest cheese?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?