What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
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