What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

How much does freedom weigh?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What sport can waiters play really well?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

Why do all the planets get along?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?