What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

Which state is the cleanest?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

How do billboards talk?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

What horn never makes a sound?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?