What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Which state is the cleanest?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
If you need help building an ark..
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
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