Why was the horse so happy?
Because they lived in a stable environment.
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Where do pigs learn magic?
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