What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

Why are books always so angry?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?