What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

What dog never pays attention in class?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

What's a goose's favorite book?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Who are Frosty's parents?