Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

How does a lion greet other animals?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

What do sheep say when they're in love?

What is another name for a cow?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

What do goats and moms have in common?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?