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What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

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What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

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What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

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