Why can't you trust a pig?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

What animal should you never play poker with?

Why was the spider so smart?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Why did the duck cross the road?