What dog never pays attention in class?
A labra-doodle.
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
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