What do you call a thieving alligator?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

What animal knows kung fu?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

How do you organize a space party?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

What is the strongest animal?