What dog never pays attention in class?
A labra-doodle.
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What day is your mom always right?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
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