What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
A mathmachicken.
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What do fish do at parades?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What table can you never sit at?
What do math teachers eat?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
How do fleas travel?
What kind of music do planets like?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
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