What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
A mathmachicken.
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Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What vegetables make the best music?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
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