What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

What did one firefly say to the other?

What do you call an arctic cow?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

What's the friendliest national park?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

Where are average things manufactured?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?