What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
A mathmachicken.
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
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