What vegetable is nice to everyone?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

What did March say to the madness?

What animal likes to party the most?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What horn never makes a sound?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

Why did summer catch autumn?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

What kind of computers do horses use?

Which type of dog is great at drawing?