What do you call a depressed strawberry?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What is a mom's favorite game?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

How are mountains able to see?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?