What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

Where do chips wear socks?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?