What is a table you can eat?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

What's E.T. short for?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

Why was the spider so smart?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

What is the most popular 70s band among birds?

Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?