What snacks always have the best tan?

What are baby potatoes called?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

What British bugs are the best singers?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?