What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

What do you call a class about how to interact with others?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?