What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Why are English teachers so smart?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

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Why do all the planets get along?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What do you call an artistic dog?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

When should you stop for a glow worm?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?