What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

How do you talk to a giant?

What do you call a class about how to interact with others?

Why do all the planets get along?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?