Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

When do astronauts eat?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

How do eggs end a TV show?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?