What's a henway?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?