What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
A royal flush.
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What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
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What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
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How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
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