What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
A royal flush.
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Why was the spider so smart?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why do librarians never make plans?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why is summer always sad?
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