What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
A royal flush.
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
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