Why are bakers also often hippies?

When do astronauts eat?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

What makes music in your hair?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Where do they produce Christian films?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?