What do bees say in the summer?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?