Why do trees try new things so often?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

What is a plane full of male cows called?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?