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Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

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What's a car's favorite TV show?

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What's a car's favorite scary movie?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

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Why are the mountains so tired?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What animal should you never play poker with?

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What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

What kind of bird can write?