What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

I like telling Dad jokes.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

That bird won't stop squawking.

Where do birds go to drink?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

What do you call two birds in love?