Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

Which president loved to take baths?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

Where do cats go on vacation?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?