What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

Why is sand so optimistic?

What do you call an old snowman?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Where do tough ducks come from?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

Why did the cat start laughing?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?