How do hurricanes see?

Why are trees always so positive?

How do you send a message in the forest?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

How do you get kids to do something?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?