Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

How did the tree get lost?

Why was the dog overweight?

Where does Superman park his cars?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

What stories are told by basketball players?

Where do stars go to college?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Why do cats love to work?