What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Why do trees have so many friends?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?